dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 9, 2009

Jack Move

When a bunch of noobs team up in order to trick their opposition into thinking they are not noobs.

Watch that guy, he's trying to pull a jack move!

by Freeze M D March 22, 2009

fatty move

An action that enables a person to aquire unhealthy food in the laziest way possible. Such as rolling the edges down the edges of a potatoe chip bag to get at the chips at the bottom.

Judy totaly just pulled a fatty move; she finished the ice cream straight out of the tub and used a plastic spoon so she wouldn`t have any dishes.

by Fritzler September 26, 2007

Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.

If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.

by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009

lip move

A move where the male sucks the lower lip of the female while making out with her. Girls can also perform this move, but it is discouraged for them and should only be used in times of desperation.

While talking to her friends, Heather said, "Justin introduced me to the lip move in the laundry room last night. Definitely made it the best make out I've ever had!"

by ya boy.com July 19, 2011

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

shmal move

the act of stealing money from a friend that you just found dead, preferably by hanging

damn, that's a shmal move stealing from jeremy who just died

by schmalpal December 7, 2011