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your mother

black kid: yo mama biatch!!!!!!
white kid: well!...well!..your mother is so fat she weighs a lot!
by J 0 K A October 10, 2005
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mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration
Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...
by Nicole February 16, 2004
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Mother Head

John: You get some of that mother head?
Max: Hell yeah man, she was amazing in the sack.
by canned_laughs May 24, 2016
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mother of niggers

(expl.) Also said as "mother of all niggers", can be used to exhibit extreme internal rage when dealing with a situation, mainly easily avoidable mistakes. Synonymous with blurting out "mother fucker!"
Lucio: Why are my teammates dying?
Reinhardt: Because you had the buff aura on instead of the healing one this whole time.
Lucio: MOTHER OF NIGGERS!!!
by SentientDreamer April 24, 2017
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Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
by Kmart098 June 11, 2018
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where is your mother

1. When someone does something weird and it looks like they need their mother.
"Yo I got so drunk last night and made out with every girl at the party!"
" Don't you have a girlfriend?
"Yea.."
"WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER??!!"
by Egc1012 December 8, 2016
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