moistify

when something or someone gets severely moist, or in other words wet from water

why would you moistify my shoes

by mcgralton February 28, 2019

Moisterous

When a woman is both turned on and playfully boisterous.

Shelly felt moisterous when she tried on her little black dress in front of Chad.

by JimBob1971 April 3, 2019

Moisterbate

A soggy wank

Tom popped home to moisterbate at lunch time most days

by Tresjuicy April 12, 2019

moistlipdependency

A person who feels the need to constantly apply chapstick

Rick: Woah that’s like your 3 time applying ur carmex. You might have moistlipdependency!
Me: Haha probably!!

by Chapstick Luver April 21, 2019

moistlipdependency

A person that’s finds the need to constantly apply chapstick.

Hoe: Woah that’s like ur 3rd time applying ur carmex. U might have moistlipdependency!!!

by Chapstick Luver April 21, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

moistitude

A feeling or state where a large amount of moisture has been left as a residue

Pam had spent so much of her night dancing her ass off she was now experiencing full body moistitude

by Motherairam November 17, 2019