massa-tribution

Having fondled a subordinate and made sexual overtures (homo or hetero), subsequently blaming on a third party (often a sitting president), to avoid taking responsibility.

It was a spectacular massa-tribution. Eric made a grab for his staffer and blamed it on the President. It's equally as unlikely that Mother Theresa was responsible for his salty language.

by Sgt Rocque March 9, 2010

massabating

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

Mass Shitting

When all of the toilets in a communal bathroom are clogged with shit / toilet paper etc.

Dude, there was a mass shitting in our camp site bathroom

by jimy5 January 20, 2020

Mass murder

The solution to overpopulation

To prevent overpopulation, we need to commit mass murder

by Shrek the Justin June 10, 2023

vomitis mass

something disgusting/degrading...

you are such a vomitis mass!

by Sarah Morrow July 29, 2006

Half-Mass

Half Boner; When the penis is not fully erect but still hard with a softness.

BROOO, I have the biggest Half-Mass

by Warfared November 28, 2012