Mega Midget

Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget

Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021

mega

The weirdest goofball you'll ever meet. Shocking good at the most random games but can't aim in Splatoon for the life of them. Also has an extensive knowledge of everything Plants vs. Zombies related for no reason whatsoever. A really good friend nonetheless.

"Y'know, that guy over there kinda reminds me of Mega."
"You mean the guy who's singing the lyrics to 'Zombies on Your Lawn?'"

by anonymous October 24, 2023

Mega small

Extremely small in size.

“My boyfriend couldn't pleasure me bc his dick is mega small so i hooked up with his dad.

by CarlyXxxL January 31, 2022

Binley Mega Chippy

A chip shop located in the suburb of Binley, Coventry that recently exploded in popularity due to TikTok's new 'singing text to speech' feature. The feature reads out text in a TikTok that is read in song form, in the tune of "He's A Jolly Good Fellow" or "Let's All Go To The Lobby".

Song Lyrics:
"Binley Mega Chippy,
Binley Mega Chippy.
Binley Mega Chippy!
Binley Mega Chippy."

by whatismyname182 June 4, 2022

mega jugger

A female who is well endowed (has big honkers).

She's a mega jugger!

by ewhogg March 23, 2007

Mega-Jug Challenge

Buy the giant jug of sunny delight. Drink or empty a quarter. Fill to the top with favorite alcoholic beverage (tequila, vodka, etc). Finish in a day.

Dude were about to do that mega-jug challenge today!
Hell yeah lets pound that shit like a rabid monkey doing the disco!

by monkeyilikebananas September 20, 2012

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024