Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

Dj Method

It is a way of masturbating. It means to rub your possy like a Dj rubs his CD's.

Emma: I used the DJ Method last night and it felt amazing
Peter: Ayo wth??

by Youdkmeeee February 1, 2025

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.

Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025

Fitzy Method

lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out

I was bored last night and I used the Fitzy Method

by Vewwycool February 20, 2025

Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.

“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.

“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025