merry month of masturbation

March

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free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

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Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

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vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.

Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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