meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Dirty Markeé

when a female feeds herself your cum after you’ve creampied her

“What did you and Bella do last night?”
I gave her a dirty Markeé

by ThaEnigmaofDC April 11, 2019

James Markel

Some kid who wishes he did a sport

wow that kid in spanish is a real james markel!

by jackelly02iscool April 30, 2019

On market street

A lie told by a dope boy ,friend,cuz hell anyone to make you think they are near by you

Hey yo,we almost dare we on market street, laughing usly in back ground cause that fool is in a far away place or near by and aint comin till they feel like it

by Cindie lou May 4, 2019

Fish Market

When a bunch of stank hoes gather in one location.

Dave: Bruh you see that fish market

John: yuh, those hoes be stank

by TheFuck69 June 18, 2019

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019