male slave

a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.

jenna has a male slave he does everything she says

by pete October 6, 2003

marleina

1. a very weird yet original person that people need time to get used to
2. one that has no common sense what so ever and yet an IQ of 135
3. one that tries to blend in yet is always seperated from the crowd

1. AHHHHH *spaz* WHOOO ARREEE YOOUU??!?!?!?

2. WAIT?! Your telling my that its spelled J-U-P-I-T-E-R and not J-U-N-I-P-E-R???

3. You knoww im just going to stand on this wall and hope...*someone runs up* HAY MARLEINA COMME HEERREEEE!!!

by Marleina/Muffin August 6, 2004

male thongs

A type of underwear that shows the butt cheeks worn by men. It makes them look very sexy as long as they're fairly young, cute or hot, and muscular. Male pole dancers and strippers wear them quite often. Straight women and gay men LOVE it and deserve to see men in thongs instead of the disgusting female posers that come up on the internet no matter what you type in.

"Burlesque is nasty, but if you replaced the women with men in their male thongs, it'd be super sexy, girl!"

by mental muscle January 28, 2012

Alfalfa male

A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.

Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.

Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!

by Daveaflav May 19, 2014

Iota male

Typically introverted, but highly intellectual males. They will tend to be found in the computer lab writing code. Also almost always found high (on weed).

Person 1: Look at David, he's over on his computer.
Person 2: He looks so stoned, what an Iota male.

by bigdaddylion March 20, 2021

alpha male

A alpha male is the dominate one in the group. Never to be messed with.

Wow Cloud 9 Mendokusaii is such an alpha male I wish I was as cool as him

by Jackzun January 16, 2017

Alpha Male

A defence mechanism used by men who are unable to compete in one or more arenas of modern society, and so must compensate by subscribing to an outdated and and obsolete notion of masculinity. The moniker of "alpha male" is most often bestowed onto the man by himself, rather than an outside source.

Society: You can't have sex with that woman because she already has a boyfriend.

Alpha Male: But I'm an Alpha Male and he's at least 3 inches shorter than me! This is too hard! Why can't it be 10,000 BC again?

by SubmarineTragedy February 4, 2018