Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

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Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018

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michael clifford

the guitarist of 5 seconds of summer. he’s punk rock as hell but the 5sosfam still calls him a kitten. we STAN in this house.

person: omg look at this beautiful piece of man.
other person: it’s obviously michael clifford.

by mikeycliffcloff2011 November 19, 2018

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Michael Yang

a coding god who can basically control you with codes. he is a legendary god known as the best in the group.

wow Michael Yang can code like a god. i dont feel so good. *snap*

by legend<3 April 2, 2019

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Michael Scott (The Office)

God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO

Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.

by NotStupidPerson August 27, 2019

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Michael Stevens

The best person on the internet.
He has a YouTube channel called Vsauce which should replace all schools.
Just don't watch him before you sleep. He'll have you questioning your very existence.

I just learned a lot from Michael Stevens on Vsauce!

by tanzdalek October 6, 2020

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