by Matchu~San February 25, 2015
Get the matt macaspac mug.A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015
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by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 April 19, 2018
Get the matt camp mug.An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 29, 2017
Get the Matt Myers mug.I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
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Guy2: Stop being a Matt_Gold, i know you wanna smash too
Guy: True
Guy2: Stop being a Matt_Gold, i know you wanna smash too
Guy: True
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