Mary Tudor

A woman who knows her spouse is away from her both physically and emotionally but she still texts him .

Mary Tudor was a queen who married King Philip II of Spain. He left her and at night she would write to him about how she was a devout wife.

She's always texting John but he doesn't care about her ..
Poor Mary Tudor

Mary Tudor by Ariana Vitella April 16, 2016

mary jane munchies 

The hunger and food cravings that develop after smoking marijuana. munchies, snacks, marijuana, Mary Jane, the chronic, doobie, blunt, bong, food, hunger, eat, party, college

We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!

mary jane munchies by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016

Mary Massacre 

Mary Massacre is a very feared Creepypasta. She kills lots of people at once. She killed her whole mily and her whole class erning her her name. Her real name is a secret.

I am Mary Massacre!

Mary Massacre by Maryann Bell June 14, 2016

Mary Lawson 

This is a term drug dealers use to signal to customers they are being watched by the law. Its taken from mary jane, and the alteration is pretty easy too see mary LAWson

Wanna buy some mary lawson.

Mary Lawson by Tom_O'malley July 22, 2016

Mary Poppins

Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"

She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.

Mary Poppins by Antipope12-4 September 11, 2016

mary and cole 

Mary and Cole are a couple that will be the best couple there is. They will have 3 kids 2 girls that will have blonde hair like there mother and 1 boy that will have red hair like there father. Mary and Cole will aways love each other forever. If you ever get a chance to meet them remember them forever.

Mary and Cole are the best

mary and cole by Bob did December 12, 2016

mary kaitlin 

Ugly slut

Who is an ugly slut?

Mary Kaitlin is.

mary kaitlin by Snaklet February 23, 2017