keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 June 18, 2012

laughtershocks

Similar to the aftershocks of a large earthquake, laughtershocks are small and quick bursts of giggles after a large, initial laugh, usually responsible for a audience missing a large percentage of secondary jokes.

What did he say? Damn laughtershocks made me miss the next joke!

by camoozle September 15, 2009

Sum light

when something is light or of ease

Hey Joe, why are you carrying that cactus around? Doesn’t it hurt your hands?

No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up

by Nick16 October 19, 2021

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Light bar

Policeman, Sheriff, Forest Service, Security, Parking Enforcement, etc... Any authority that has a row of lights on its roof and can punish you.

We'd better go inside, that's the second light bar that's cruised by in the last ten minutes.

by jackies April 14, 2006

blue light syndrome

a person who is obsessed with or has a liking for the emergency services has "blue light syndrome"

dude look at that police car its awsome,
man u got blue light syndrome,
do not,
do 2

by dr beetlejuice October 29, 2008