low places

really random, shitty, places, or areas; to describe an anonymously odd place

"Dude, how did you even get a case of beer? we're like, 14."

"Calm down mate, I've got friends in low places."

by </mindmania> March 22, 2022

Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by anonymous May 4, 2022

low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.

“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022

Low Kizzy

Started saying this after “No Kizzy” (No Cap) got popular. It is a play on the phrase low key but you say low kizzy to show that you are cooler than everyone else.

Example: Do you think you could sauce me an 8th low kizzy ran out of dank last night

Example 2: Low kizzy tryna get some head tonight

by Proklaim May 23, 2022

low wave

someone who waves very low, usually of hives nature

Hey look pete, it’s low wave!

by sycamore June 11, 2022

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

Low energy loser

A low energy loser is made famous by the low energy Jeb nickname by Donald trump. A low energy loser however encompasses all genres of human beings. A low energy loser sucks the life force out of others by simply being a flatline useless human being. This low energy frequency emits to the higher level high energy humans and attempts to drag them down. Low energy losers may use a lot of marijuana but it isn’t a requirement. They spend their days doing various tasks such as asking others for money, taking joy rides, feeling sorry for themselves after a long hard day laying around their room watching YouTube and or getting high.

That low energy loser just hit me up for another five bucks because they ran out of gas again!

I can’t stand low energy losers who spend their time feeling sorry for themselves rather than getting a job

by Zorrbabr July 20, 2022