drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Lord Jesus Christ

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

by God-bless-you April 18, 2007

the dank lord

The Lord Of Every Meme That Is Considered "DANK"

"All hail The Dank Lord, The savior of this world!"

by RetardCentral March 13, 2018

Cuck Lord

Originated from CDNthe3rd, used to define bad players, hackers, and loot goblins in the game Fortnite

Person 1: I'm down! Hurry he's gonna thirst me!!

Person 2: I'm coming!
Person 1: Wow! He finished me, what a cuck lord!!

by Rap Dr Seuss February 11, 2018

Lord

The term Lord comes from a Chicago based gased gang called Vice Lords. it's the way the organization identifies each other.

"Here comes Lil Lord, and big Lord now, they lookin for da folks"

by dat dude1230 April 20, 2010

loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.

OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?

by Johnny March 10, 2005

Laredo

A U.S. city along the Texas/Mexico border well-visited for its rich culture, excellent food, and unparalleled shopping opportunity. Laredo is well-known as the largest inland port in America.

Laredo boasts a strong emphasis on higher education with the Laredo Community College, Texas A&M International University (ranked one of the best in the nation for international business), and its new University of Texas Health Science Center branch.

Laredo also has a thriving nightlife that draws thousands of young adults every year. With a superb club scene and various bars, everyone is bound to find something they love.

Highly regarded Laredo eateries include El Meson de San Agustin (located in historic downtown Laredo), La Posada Hotel (noted as one of the finest in Laredo), and La Estancia (featuring Veracruz-inspired cuisine).

A popular time to visit Laredo is the month of February, during which the city celebrates its annual Washington's Birthday Celebration. The month is filled with various concerts, comedy shows, air shows, carnivals, parades, etc. Each day features a different event! The month-long celebration also includes the nationally recognized Jalapeno Festival, which has been called one of the largest food contests in the nation.

Whether you're looking for a fun-filled weekend or a new home, Laredo, Texas, is certainly a place you'll be happy you considered.

Q: "Have you ever heard of the Jalapeno Festival?"

A: "Sure! It's an annual event in Laredo, Texas, that draws thousands upon thousands of visitors each year for its live entertainment and amazing food choices!"

by Melissa Karmin July 1, 2011