Porridge Knickers

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

Blue Knights

Blue Knights Drum and Bugle Corps from Denver, CO. World class DCI, consistently a finalist corps.
BK is known for their weird ass shows, like that one about Egypt, and the ones that make you cry.
On their corps necklaces, they wear Enzos, which are washers with custom designs on them. Each year, the Enzo design is a representation of the show from that year and is a token of all the memories from that season.

"Everything else Blue Knights do, you might as well drop a tab of acid and wait for the chickens."

by ixta May 28, 2020

fluffy haired knob

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair

Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob

by Fluffy one January 26, 2015

Boo Koo Knots

When you get your ass beat and have two knots on your head

“Jordan Exum slammed kurtis in the bathroom stall and now he has boo koo knots.”

by Slim.- October 23, 2019

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.

"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"

by the-realslimshady July 7, 2023

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022