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Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009
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Ice the Kicker

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock
Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.
by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011
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kick out

Don't kick out the girls just yet.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2009
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scissor kick

The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.
Shut up chip.

Im'a scissor kick you in the back of the head!
by strue14 November 9, 2007
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shit kickers

Actually, they are ass-kicking boots
I'm going out to Roper's tonight in my new shitkickers and Stetson hat.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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kickass

unless something comes along in the next two years that's really kick-ass, we're going to be the show that the network needs
by pjg June 9, 2003
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A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.
Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.
by J@ffa October 6, 2004
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