Joynes

A geek who programs computers and usually look like Bill Gates.

Ciaran: Hey! Look at that geek on his computer! What a Joynes!!!!!!!!

by Alex Foxon April 26, 2008

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Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

by KING-JD February 27, 2009

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bacon jones

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011

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The Leader of Mystery Incorporated. After almost 50 years, he has stayed practically the same. His main personality traits are: Making Traps, Reading about traps, planning out traps, etc. His favorite Magazine of all time is "Traps Illustrated." He is also known for looking like a member of the Brady Bunch.

Person 1: Hey, who's that one guy cartoon character that looks like Donald Trump? The one with the traps.
Person 2: Are you referring to Fred Jones, from Scooby Doo?
Person 1: That's the one!

by Itz_the_worst October 28, 2017

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David Jones

An awesome snowboarding YouTuber who shredded the gnar in his acl. So he started making Fingerboard video's. Also good in surfing and skating. Also is from New Zealand, he likes studio ghibli so that means he is a weeb.

Yo did you watch David Jones new video?
Do you mean the store?
No the other guy.

by Matteo is cool at chess September 7, 2020

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