new jersey

no, it is not dirty, nor do we say joisey. but no one here should lie and say we dont have lots of malls or live off of an exit of the highway, we all do. jersey girlos DONT have big hair or look like trash. we have awesome emo and punk bands, many local, which are the best kind. so please, if youre gonna criticize jersey, at least make snese, oh and make sure your state isnt worse. most are.

person from midwest: oh youre from jersey? you must be dirty, im sorry.
jersey person: yeah, well at least i dont smell like cows, and i know what a building taller than 2 stories looks like!

by im from jersey, so what? April 28, 2005

New Jersey Devils

the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@

what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses

by frankie BIE December 28, 2005

Jesse Pinkman

A large pink vibrator used for hot lesbian couples who watch far too much Breaking Bad. Pink vibrator yo!

Wanna have some fun with Jesse Pinkman tonight? ;)

by cthuhlu July 22, 2012

Uncle Jesse

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

by Art Mothman November 29, 2010

New Jersey Turnpike

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New Jersey

A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.

I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.

by eongonegni October 5, 2005

new jersey whitesnake

a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts"

Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake.

by Candice February 26, 2004