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Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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Jefferson

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, two with each hand while "toe-ing" two more girls, each with one foot. Basically to Jefferson is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo! I Jeffersond those bitches so hard last night!
by IceCreamIsEffingNasty June 5, 2011
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jeffin

a constant flake, or someone who flakes repeatedly
That fool is a jeff, he never pulls through when he says he will.

That fool is jeffin, he said he would be here hours ago!
by 1904LxVE May 20, 2011
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Thomas Jefferson

One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.

She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello January 14, 2007
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jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500
jeff gordon sucks alot of dick
by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005
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Jeffrey Epstein

Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl
Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein
by Knew too much help October 6, 2020
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Thomas Jefferson

A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:

1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.

2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.

6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.

7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.

Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.

1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
by vlyper September 16, 2008
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