JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

Jason

Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.

Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.

by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014

Jason Wun

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

Jason

Jason is the most adorable and sweet guy I have ever met, he always knows how to put a smile on my face even if in upset. He is so cute and hot like DAYUM, and he can also be vry knky. Jason is the most polite and greatest gentleman ever and I can't believe I found someone like him. He likes finishing sandwiches and is a great kisser. His laugh is adorable and he's a hard working guy that deserves everything in the world. He spoils his girl and is just so awesome.

Jason is amazing

by KB410 August 17, 2016

Jason

Fits these categories:

1. An uglyass with pimples on the forehead.

2. A bully
3. May be thin but will call you fat.

4. Nutts to Porn Hub
5. Not someone to hang out with if you don't want to be bullied or are serious all the time.

But on the bright side: smart and a baller

Jason has both good and bad qualities but mostly bad.

by harshilthecommercial May 21, 2018

Jason

The worlds biggest cunt who cheats and nonces on 12 year olds for his own entertainment

Hey look its Jason...
What a cunt jodie why tf did you pick him

by Curiousdragon April 15, 2019