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jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
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Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.
"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"
by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020
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Jake English

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020
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Jake Eli

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.
I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best
by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018
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Jake Paul

Doctor told me that I have Jake Paul
by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 4, 2019
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jake mcquade

Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!
girl: oh my god is that jake mcquade
girl 2: yes, he is beautiful
girl: im in love
by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019
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