Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL
Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators
by AC Lifts September 22, 2020
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Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.
I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.
by Light1980 October 02, 2009
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irish sports page

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.
by cb June 16, 2004
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Irish Gentleman

A mythical creature of the likes of Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and unicorns.
Girl: "I just want to meet a nice, Irish gentleman."
Friend: "Well, you won't because there is no such thing."
by BeatGoRaTaTa September 21, 2009
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Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.
by Pseuso March 31, 2020
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Wild Irish Roses

Petechea or bruising around eyes that result from vomiting
I through up so much that I got the wild irish roses.
by Billy Geo March 14, 2010
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Irish Exit

Creeper: You get any from that drunk girl last night
Other Creeper: Yeah she let me stick it in her irish exit.
by OrdinaryFreak101 June 23, 2011
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