Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

by AC Lifts September 22, 2020

Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.

I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.

by Light1980 October 2, 2009

irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

by cb June 16, 2004

Irish Gentleman

A mythical creature of the likes of Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and unicorns.

Girl: "I just want to meet a nice, Irish gentleman."
Friend: "Well, you won't because there is no such thing."

by BeatGoRaTaTa September 21, 2009

Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.

He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.

by Pseuso March 30, 2020

Wild Irish Roses

Petechea or bruising around eyes that result from vomiting

I through up so much that I got the wild irish roses.

by Billy Geo March 14, 2010

Irish Exit

A drunk person's poopsack/ poophole.

Creeper: You get any from that drunk girl last night
Other Creeper: Yeah she let me stick it in her irish exit.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 23, 2011