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French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.
Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.
by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023
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French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.
Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.
by anon444 December 29, 2010
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French compliment

A compliment said reluctantly through gritted teeth. Used by people when they wish to appear as if they genuinely care but secretly have zero interest in the subject. A favoured technique of narcissists to improve their image or hide their short comings at the expense of others.

French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)

A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.
The work looks great, I am actually fairly impressed given they have only been in for a couple of months- french compliment
by Bob irwin 77 December 10, 2020
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French or trench

From my basement a Duolingo owl wants me to do my French lesson 2 days later from the basement FRENCH OR TRENCH
Don’t do a duolingo lesson in 2 days notification duo lingo

You haven’t done your French you know what happens now ADT back door break in proceed with caution Duolingo owl in the living room FRENCH OR TRENCH
by Oysterboy April 19, 2022
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french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing
There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything
by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014
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French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer
by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018
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French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.
by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020
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