Closet

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'
by trebushett November 30, 2023
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closet

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP
by Cumgis Khan January 07, 2023
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closet

a place that you put your clothes in.
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Beer Closet

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
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closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan
Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie
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Closeted Weeb

A Closeted Weeb person who may call themselves a Sophisticated foreign media consumer, but has watched more than 1 anime.
Closeted Weeb: I’m not a Weeb I just like anime including one piece
Person 2:No you’re just a fucking Weeb
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Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
by Ford Davis November 27, 2011
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