Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Lung Hump

When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.

Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.

by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for girls.

Did you see that guy? He has a defined camel hump; someone get him some new and looser pants, please!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.

girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022