human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 13, 2021

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

by The Great One :3 February 25, 2018

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 12, 2006

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

human cat

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat

" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"

by komron goodman sir jones March 29, 2011

Pragmatic Humanism

a version of secular humanism which emphasizes the importance of natural biology and chemistry in achieving humanist goals; four key points are 1) brain health 2) mood management 3) impulse control and 4) critical thinking; it claims that it can achieve demonstrable results that make it superior to both traditional religions and non-religious philosophies; it developed as a more mature and straight forward take on Sun Worshipping Atheism

He started following Pragmatic Humanism after a friend got him to try it out.

by Wandering Spirit Warrior September 06, 2014

baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

by Krkič December 07, 2019