Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011

Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

Hobo Speak

it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow

He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.

by Billy Pang March 31, 2025

Hobo

A homeless person. This word is usually used by people who do not have sympathy for homeless people. Someone who runs a homeless shelter would never use the word hobo.

You're seriously wearing plaid? It makes you look like a hobo, Jesscia.

by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023