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hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.
John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...
by ChickenVader March 11, 2016
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hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers
i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit
by 420gmoney January 16, 2013
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Horny hungry hobo

When someone is so hungry for that Dick they dress as a hobo, finds a busy intersection, and holds a sign stating they will gobble that Dick for anything.
Look Tim is such a cock sucker he’s pulling a horny hungry hobo on the corner of 1st and main st!!!!
by RS THE PIG January 13, 2022
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hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
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Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.
My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.
by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025
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hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.
"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"
by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013
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Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023
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