Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

horse-cock breath

offensive breath obtained by smoking inexpensive cigars

Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.

by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004

attention horse

A horse that goes "neeighh" to catch attention to people. Another word for "attention whore" Can also be used on real life people.

Kevjumba is such a attention horse with his lame jokes.

by roflcoptorhaa January 24, 2009

Hung Like A Horse

Big ass dick

Damn! That nigga is hung like a horse!

by SluttyTeen14 March 31, 2015

Horsang

Horsang, or Horsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang is the up and coming dance that originated from Olympus High. Horsang is done by lifting up your arm and making saddle riding like movements as if you're riding a horse. Similar to the dougie but it has more heart.

Girl: What in the world is that weird dance thing Ben does all the time?

Guy: Oh, you mean Horsang?

by Saddle Squad June 18, 2011

talk to a man about a horse

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

by knightmare36 December 28, 2007

horse mouth

An girl suffering from the affliction of coming from the English middle or upper classes. Typical characteristics include a reduced lower jaw and enough teeth to fill two normal mouths. Sufferers may also show signs of such diseases as "Being a Sociology Student".

Christ, someone get the sugar cubes, the horse mouth's braying again.

She was no bad till she smiled and her bottom jaw fucked off.. shame. Horse moothed tae fuck.

by I_have_a_chin January 28, 2009