brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

Hells Bells

A girl that likes to nibble on testicules and butt cracks from her customers and then wipes all her germs on her pimps' cracka ass.

Holly, you sure are a Hells Bells for giving Pimp Stephen all your STDs and sorts from your valued customer, Angie yo.

by Mad Crunk March 25, 2005

Sherman helmsley

slang for potent marijuana

Let's smoke some of that Sherman Helmsley.

Yeah, that's the shit.

by Big Bad Jon November 29, 2006

helmet hair

when a girl gives a boy a nosh and she goes mad with it and her hair messes up.

Coming from hair and helmet of the penis.

OMG she gave him a nosh! we could tell as she had helmet hair!

by Dayyyyy October 24, 2009

helmer

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch

by her parents January 24, 2005

helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016