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Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
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tartar helmet

Slang for that of a condom
I was going to tap that behind O'Grady's but she wouldn't let me through without a tartar helmet
by The Infamous B.E.D. March 18, 2008
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arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.
alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!
by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009
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hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.
Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.
by Tbone56 April 5, 2014
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slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox
Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.
by saraht333 March 29, 2015
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lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn
Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet
by Dayboi May 30, 2016
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poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door
by Dayboi May 29, 2016
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