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Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022
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brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.
These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy
by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022
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thinking hats

we will keep up our thinking hats about it
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
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Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
by tinygamercock April 6, 2021
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Hat Girl

A girl who only goes places to put on one of many hats and take Instagram pictures.
I don’t know man, she seems like a hat girl. She only goes to cool places for “shoots” and she doesn’t really do much of anything else. Nice Instagram following though.
by Hartbr8ker April 10, 2021
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hat simp

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear
by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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