The Cowra handshake

Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"

Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"

Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"

Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"

by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024

20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake

This is a sex position where there are 2 partners holding their hands up performing a high-five, whilst a 3rd contestant performs anal, vaginal, or oral sex (or both at once)

“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”

“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”

by Glorbax June 13, 2022

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025

Cypriot Handshake

A method of greeting people in which you kiss the tip of their toes and then their forehead.

I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.

by Softy101 September 12, 2021

Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.

"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."

by WayzataRules June 1, 2018

CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023