hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

Mehlige Hand

A German idiom describing someone, who is a particularly experienced baker.

A: “mmh these cookies are delicious! You must have a real mehlige Hand.”
B: “Thank you so much!”

by MyLittlePonyLoverXXX December 5, 2021

Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

vince-hand

The use of technical acronyms in conversation without context.

Them: I was thinking of using a cloud service for my new NFT but I used an RP instead.
Me: What now? RP? Man, quit using vince-hand and spell it out.

by umustbehigh October 26, 2022

spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

by Bethy U December 9, 2008

Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023