Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)

Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”

by cravity best boys November 22, 2021

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.

I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!

by j-dang April 24, 2015

Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016