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Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend
Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend
by Awe LTD October 9, 2020
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Pulling ham

1) Getting hurt and making it last longer because you are lazy.
2) Missing a bunch of sports games because you are injured.
3) short for pulling a Hamaad
Person a: Yo I heard that Ben was going to be out for a few games of the soccer season. I think that he sprained his ankle.
Person b: Naw, he’s just pulling ham. He’ll be fine.
by Ipman34 February 23, 2020
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Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy
Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!
by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies
"Eww we're having a funeral ham"
by p0larizedun July 9, 2016
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