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goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."
by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015
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goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."
by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015
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gooch egg

A turd.
by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015
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goochgasm

When you partake in sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in the greatest orgasm you will ever have
Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night
by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015
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gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
I heard Matt is a gooche boy.
by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016
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gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.
Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016
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gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.
I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.
by Struk17 March 11, 2016
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