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Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020
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goggle

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
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Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
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homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.
(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”
by whatuplur October 5, 2022
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