weeb goggles

Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).

Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.

by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020

tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person

My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles

by repomonster April 4, 2017

Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.

"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."

by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017

burmuda goggles

A man placing his nut sack entirely over his partners eyes as to cover each eye with each nut.

I took a deep swim last night with James. The Burmuda goggles he gave me were quite arousing.

by Pibber September 8, 2017

Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.

I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.

by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017

cloot goggles

Fuck clout it’s called cloot

I have cloot goggles

by It’s cloot not clout April 20, 2018