Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.

I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.

by BugJohnJr December 07, 2021

goat roach

Goat Roaches: adjective; 1) any male or female whose behavior is trifling, bold, ghetto, and extremely disrespectful to others. Lacking class, self respect, and a highschool education. If it looks like a roach, walks like a roach, and hides when the lights come on, IT'S A ROACH!

Bonquesha sells all of her food stamps every month never making sure that her eight kids have food, she is such a Goat Roach!

by GGdaMakeupArtist January 25, 2017

goat raisins

goat raisins, goat droppings, goat feces, goat poop.

The ground in the goat pin looks like it's covered with raisins, goat raisins.

by BloughMi February 15, 2017

Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 20, 2015

Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .

1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio

by Theabsolutegoat June 01, 2018

goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

by 240HazMat February 07, 2019

Goat Lit

Being too drunk to use words properly.

We got goat lit last night.

by AwesomelyB November 18, 2017