Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

Skype Ghost

When it says one of your contacts is online but they actually aren't.

Jack: "Hey, has Lukas been online lately?"
Pat: "No, he's a Skype Ghost."

by CoolHatClub August 22, 2014

Ghost fucker

When you fuck a girl that is pale as shit

Hey I am a Ghost fucker now, I banged a pale chick

by CM51 March 25, 2016

Fatty ghost

The act of blow a cloud of vapor from ones mouth, and then inhaling the previously exhaled smoke in a douchey manner.

Yo, Chad just ripped a fatty ghost, what an asshole right!

by Willie_P_13 June 5, 2019

Ghost eyes

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023

Facebook Ghost

Somebody who always appears offline on Facebook, usually so nobody will bother them in chat.

I think that Bob is a Facebook ghost. He always posts stuff but is never online.

by The Anti-Facebook Ghost February 18, 2010

ghost turd

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.

holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd

by mrwhite1337 June 16, 2008