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Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017
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up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle
Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.
by Juno992 April 4, 2010
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grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.
After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock
by KINGKEN April 28, 2005
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grundle snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed
1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"
by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008
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Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.
n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.
by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007
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Grundle Spear

When a punter is tackled in midkick.
by themac January 15, 2009
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hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.
Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!
by wild chewbacca November 22, 2011
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