German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German beer

Piss. Originating from the fact that actual German beer just tastes like someone pissed in some fizzy water, also the stereotype of piss in German sex/porn. Can also be used as another term for a golden shower.

I had some pretty kinky sex last night, she was really into German beer.

by Lordcheeseman March 11, 2017

German scoop

When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.

The german scoop grew me a beard.

by The sex genius August 8, 2011

German White Chocolate

The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.

Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"

by xhkred August 19, 2012

German Drinking Fountain

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth

Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day

by JusticeDotCom June 10, 2010

german charlie horse

the act of punching someone in the leg, but not with a fist, with a dick.

i just gave your mom a german charlie horse

by yo mamas tits. December 6, 2009

German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.

Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.

by crustacean July 17, 2009