Epic Fail

Spending hours on the Internet reading all the definitions of "Epic Fail" on The Urban Dictionary

You Sir, yes You, reading this sentence...still reading this sentence, You...is Epic Fail. But don't kill yourself over it. No seriously, die. EPIC FAAAAAAIL!

by KBX911 November 22, 2010

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Fail Buns

Buns that are inadequate in comparisson to others.

Key ingredient to the much loved lolburger.

1. "man, did you just see him get pwned?? rolf, he has fail buns"

2. "what are these fail buns doing here? They belong in a lolburger"

by jkrvnjkmnv September 7, 2009

fail anthem

The fail anthem is Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" clip that plays when people are shot or other bad things happen. The more fails, the more the fail anthem repeats and the more failarious it is.

fail anthem:
"mmm, wacha say, that you only meant well-
mmm, wacha say, that you-
mmm, wach-
mm-
mm-
mm-
mmm, etc"

by fail warior September 18, 2009

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010

epic fail

epic fail: meaning an awsome fail

dude that was an epic fail

by RFIZZY August 28, 2010

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011