Using a Friends recent news to peer into their social life. Then using such information against them
by Spartanmk1 June 8, 2010
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(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj January 8, 2016
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Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.
Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.
Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.
Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.
Individual 1: Dude, look at all those Douche-bags wearing they're hats improperly, with they're pants below they're wastes, while listening to rap music with they're iPads, while using Macbook Pro's.
Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.
Individual 1: Pfft.
Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.
Individual 1: Pfft.
by TheRealBoy July 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Puppet mug.When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.
Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011
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by pornami February 27, 2011
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kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
by yusuck March 28, 2011
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A quick way to gain stalkers.
A quick way to gain stalkers.
Example 1:
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating
Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating
Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.
by NarcotiX UK July 19, 2011
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