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Facebook Blackmail

Using a Friends recent news to peer into their social life. Then using such information against them
Sean was not careful about his news feed, now we can facebook Blackmail him
by Spartanmk1 June 8, 2010
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Facebook Layoffs

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.
Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.
by Carbomb May 17, 2011
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facebook trash

a person...or thing who:
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
guy 1-dude my dreams called me facebook trash last night...
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
by joey!! ;D April 19, 2010
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facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.
liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
by yusuck March 28, 2011
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Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.
Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits
by pornami February 27, 2011
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Facebook Bravery

When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.
Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.

Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011
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Facebook sitting

(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.

(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.

2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj January 8, 2016
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