four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

four flat tires

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

by hogan468 June 9, 2006

hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

Dutch Flat

During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.

"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"

"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."

by pistolpoppa April 3, 2013

morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.

Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.

by Big Pappa 4487 October 11, 2015

Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016