Axis of Evil

A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.

George W. Bush's rear end is the ultimate Axis of Evil

by Mark December 6, 2003

Heat Evil

A widely-used Chinese term, literally translated in English as "hot air", is used to describe the idea of a state of "unhealthiness", when one's urine is very yellow, has an odor, or if they eat too much junk and processed food which is a common excuse for nosebleeds, oily skin, and a sense of unwellness.

Heat Evil is caused from drinking large amounts of liquids that contain water, but is not purely water, such as soda and juices. Most of the time, urine that is yellow and has odor is caused by the lack of intake of water.

Person 1: Oh dear, my urine is really yellow, it looks almost like apple juice.. yuck!

Person 2: You probably have heat evil, especially if it smells bad. Try to stop eating unhealthy foods for a while and drink more water.

by ChineseOne3 March 3, 2011

Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD

She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!

I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...

by Scott.R_4105 September 12, 2018

My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

O-o sneks be evil

Sneky sneks be evillll. 🐍

Me: I had a freak out from a snake
Fren: o-o Sneks be evil

by Thatonebisexual June 5, 2018

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019